What's always bothered my about most adaptations, and about modern thinking on that book, is how a straightforward horror stor JESUS CHRIST i just nearly got sprayed by a skunk. not fucking kidding, sitting on my front step and this fuckin thing just wanders up and I'm like get the fuck outta here get out and it's up…

Who's checked out the Onion lately? Wonder how long it'll be before the AVClub start charging from premium content.

Who's checked out the Onion lately? Wonder how long it'll be before the AVClub start charging from premium content.

@avclub-eaa88660d97aa2a15400335bcf9d93ac:disqus  - Ha ha ha, very true. It was such a fucking strange thing like a virus that went through culture when, around 2002 or something? I always enjoyed his sincerity and boombastic attack, but come on dude, it's your mom's music, you don't really dig this.

@avclub-eaa88660d97aa2a15400335bcf9d93ac:disqus  - Ha ha ha, very true. It was such a fucking strange thing like a virus that went through culture when, around 2002 or something? I always enjoyed his sincerity and boombastic attack, but come on dude, it's your mom's music, you don't really dig this.

@avclub-c404a5adbf90e09631678b13b05d9d7a:disqus  - and it will be charming every time you do.

@avclub-c404a5adbf90e09631678b13b05d9d7a:disqus  - and it will be charming every time you do.

I hear way more than I like people saying shit along the lines of "I don't like country music but Toby Keith etc".   Way to pick the fucking worst example of what killed country. What are your feelings on Milli Vanilli?

I hear way more than I like people saying shit along the lines of "I don't like country music but Toby Keith etc".   Way to pick the fucking worst example of what killed country. What are your feelings on Milli Vanilli?

AH MARE UH KUH!
WE STAND AS WUH HUN!

AH MARE UH KUH!
WE STAND AS WUH HUN!

How interesting; a feature only the AV Club could've come up with, starring a band that no-one outside the AV Club cares about.

How interesting; a feature only the AV Club could've come up with, starring a band that no-one outside the AV Club cares about.

@jkmatteson:disqus  - what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

@jkmatteson:disqus  - what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Right on, sounds great.

Right on, sounds great.

@avclub-9e8e2377c9e35a0a0c86b84da11a2c1d:disqus  - exactly. Except for the hating 30rock and Scrubs part. 30Rock rules about half the time, and I think Scrubs gets a real raw deal for the gooey manlove factore, when it was a real joke factory for a good long time.

@avclub-9e8e2377c9e35a0a0c86b84da11a2c1d:disqus  - exactly. Except for the hating 30rock and Scrubs part. 30Rock rules about half the time, and I think Scrubs gets a real raw deal for the gooey manlove factore, when it was a real joke factory for a good long time.

@EmmaWK:disqus  - hooray, we're still posting on the Friends article! Swear to God I have a life.