Jesus Christ. I thought this place was safe.

Jesus Christ. I thought this place was safe.

@avclub-6d6285f92ba0ef734664f38cad2ee091:disqus  - one time back in my record shop days my manager was able to slip "I Do Believe We're Naked" into the official Top 100. It went out in the financials and everything.

@avclub-6d6285f92ba0ef734664f38cad2ee091:disqus  - one time back in my record shop days my manager was able to slip "I Do Believe We're Naked" into the official Top 100. It went out in the financials and everything.

No it means she's so beautiful he starts jackin' off every time he sees her, and thus blindness ensues.

No it means she's so beautiful he starts jackin' off every time he sees her, and thus blindness ensues.

@avclub-ce6c92303f38d297e263c7180f03d402:disqus  - true

@avclub-ce6c92303f38d297e263c7180f03d402:disqus  - true

aaaawww jeeez dere True Pud, will yez get in that kitchen and fetch out da meatloaf? My stomach's makin' noises like a wolf in heat ova heah!!

aaaawww jeeez dere True Pud, will yez get in that kitchen and fetch out da meatloaf? My stomach's makin' noises like a wolf in heat ova heah!!

Well said.

Well said.

Sugar! Doo doo doodoo doop do
Oh honey honey! Doo doo doodoo doop do
You are my fuck buddy, and I'm about to come on you!

Sugar! Doo doo doodoo doop do
Oh honey honey! Doo doo doodoo doop do
You are my fuck buddy, and I'm about to come on you!

@avclub-2bc89f96d5af36cd7c598b934297491f:disqus  - it's pretty weird. I'm not a slouch when it comes to knowing lots of whatchacallems, words. The first time I'd ever heard that term with that meaning was two nights ago, as I said, on Jeopardy, and now you. I like when that stuff happens.

@avclub-2bc89f96d5af36cd7c598b934297491f:disqus - You watched Jeopardy two nights ago, didn't you?

@avclub-ce6c92303f38d297e263c7180f03d402:disqus  - sure, but to me it just isn't the same proposition. There's not really "suspension of disbelief" involved in musical performance, I don't think. The music itself is the path to us feeling the emotions; with acting, the performance is the path and it needs to deceive…

@avclub-ce6c92303f38d297e263c7180f03d402:disqus  - sure, but to me it just isn't the same proposition. There's not really "suspension of disbelief" involved in musical performance, I don't think. The music itself is the path to us feeling the emotions; with acting, the performance is the path and it needs to deceive…

Thanks chief. Now if someone will only help me understand my candy-colored-bangs fetish, I'll be able to enjoy the weekend peacefully.

Thanks chief. Now if someone will only help me understand my candy-colored-bangs fetish, I'll be able to enjoy the weekend peacefully.