I found your wife and girlfriend pretty boring.

I found your wife and girlfriend pretty boring.

…nor for, apparently, awesome shit happening to you at times.

…nor for, apparently, awesome shit happening to you at times.

Probably the most eloquent thing we're going to see written on the subject of big tits in quite a while.

Probably the most eloquent thing we're going to see written on the subject of big tits in quite a while.

We're not here for a carnival, though, are we?

We're not here for a carnival, though, are we?

Definitely. I know a bunch of these films are quite similar, but how can you not get into Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens.

Definitely. I know a bunch of these films are quite similar, but how can you not get into Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens.

Dunno. Porter Waggoner?

Dunno. Porter Waggoner?

Y'all are just making up words right?

Y'all are just making up words right?

So does anyone else around here still have an AV Club (not Disqus) profile stuck in last November?

So does anyone else around here still have an AV Club (not Disqus) profile stuck in last November?

Probably something about wanting to be stretched on Alison's rack.

Probably something about wanting to be stretched on Alison's rack.

Awww Murray you changed your avatar. I so liked looking at that lovable mug.

Awww Murray you changed your avatar. I so liked looking at that lovable mug.