@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus - (a) No, I wasn't and (2) for a guy named spicoli323 you sure are wound up. Could we have a look at some of the other 322 models? Maybe some of them don't pop off like a liberal arts douchebag.

@avclub-749a8e6c231831ef7756db230b4359c8:disqus - (a) No, I wasn't and (2) for a guy named spicoli323 you sure are wound up. Could we have a look at some of the other 322 models? Maybe some of them don't pop off like a liberal arts douchebag.

Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell us you went somewhere otherwise? I for one am not buying it.

Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell us you went somewhere otherwise? I for one am not buying it.

Well you guys lost his S. He actually likes more than one tittie. Like many of us I think he prefers when they come in pairs.

Well you guys lost his S. He actually likes more than one tittie. Like many of us I think he prefers when they come in pairs.

Oh man, Let 'Em In, do I ever fucking hate that song. It is the fucking worst of all time.

Oh man, Let 'Em In, do I ever fucking hate that song. It is the fucking worst of all time.

@avclub-64f720c4d4ffcf7df8535870aea4478d:disqus  - I will admit it, I nearly jumped on that. Nice try, but only the stupid among us such as myself will fall for such tomfoolery.

@avclub-64f720c4d4ffcf7df8535870aea4478d:disqus  - I will admit it, I nearly jumped on that. Nice try, but only the stupid among us such as myself will fall for such tomfoolery.

Whenever I hear Christgau's name I (mis)remember a quote from Lou Reed, around the time, I think, of his record "New York" —

Whenever I hear Christgau's name I (mis)remember a quote from Lou Reed, around the time, I think, of his record "New York" —

"so… he's not a cartoon, because he is not an accurate portrayal?  Don't quite grasp the concept of "cartoon", do you?"

SPIRITED AWAY BITCH

Cram it!

@avclub-b476828992f393a09339cf6270d30aa8:disqus  - I'm with @avclub-ca4fc44a59d0201cc7d4f760153cb00c:disqus . Terminally boring. For starters, pick any point in the movie and ask yourself if you know what the fuck is going on.

Also check out "Vasilisa the Beautiful" and "Beloved Beauty" in stop motion if you can find them anywhere. BB used to be posted in full (in Russian only) on a website somewhere but I think it's gone.

OK I have to stop reading so quickly. First I read Bender's "I have shown my 4-year old My Neighbor Totoro" as "I've shown my four year old neighbor Totoro", which is like "what the fuck are you doing showing cartoons to strange kids", and then apparently you make a habit of spiriting away 6 and 3 year old girls.

Calmer than you are.

1983 called, they want their monster back.