Trying To Do Sarah Silverman

Where else do internet dickheads/ cuntflaps tell each other "Shut the fuck up!" and the automatic response is "Hey, a Lebowski reference".

I AIN'T BE FALLIN' FOR NO BANANA IN THE TAILPIPE YO

Is this HaterHate a natural thing, or did some of you guys have some kind of secret-ass meeting about it? You begin to creep me out. The TI is no stupider than everything else around here is it.

It's best to let the situation find its own terminus. The Clam stings, and having stung, moves on.

Well we can ask him why is this movie fucking called that.

So Many Fucking Questions!

Well what do you know. According to the ads, someone made a movie, and then they called it "Salmon Fishing In The Yemen". How about that.

That makes it look more like piss on Gillette. Actually I guess piss on on. Whatever. I vass amoossed.

I wonder if that maitre-d' ever delivered that message from Ramon about the clinic and the herpes simplex ten.

If you're talking about Julie McCullough, that couldn't be further from the truth. She was around that time a Playboy model, and according to her, he gave her grief for it.

Well I guess I had it coming to me when I asked for a "Salty Salute".

Count me in, friend.

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And that night, by the bank of the river Jordan
The angel of sex came upon him, Mike, at his tent
And brought him out thereupon to the riverbank
And saying "man, I aim to bone thee",
Did take down his girdle and there did they contest.
Mike having by dint of the fear of burning laid out the angel,
Whose name is Bon-Er,…

Pop A Matic pops the dice!
Pop a six and you move twice!

whatever it is or it rhymes with, it stands for pool.

OK well at least Disqus started working long enough for me to give you guys my thumbs up, my seal of approval type of deal, you know, the only thing you're really working for around here.

Why don't you fuck off, Chris?

Welcome to fuckin' Missouri! Can be racist!