@avclub-230e46d19fe78a6c8dc715659a7188d7:disqus  - it's the life of a rock star, and don't say you don't want me bad.

Oh I don't think there's much to choose from. Manitoba, Wisconsin, Siberia, Lake Cocytus, it's all just fucking horrible.

@avclub-7affa5c15011e3011d2afb9979fca3eb:disqus - Christ, no kidding. I cancelled it after one month. What a pile of garbage. Except usually a pile of garbage needs picking through; I think I figured out we were cancelling about fifteen minutes into browsing.

I think "bingo" is the word I'm looking for here. Not that I want it to be some other way — it's not the fuckin' Washington Post and I don't want it to be (not saying you do). Much much more fun this way.

Well fuck me for a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.

@avclub-8e9f22434774cce976973717448380b4:disqus  - I don't know if you realize where you may be taking this thread, but it's not likely anywhere good…

To be also fair, I never really gave a toss for the article. Now however I see that the article quality seems to be directly linked to comment quality. Not yours, just overall. It's not as fun as it used to be. We've moved on I guess.

@avclub-8e767a1a905e130ad086869247c3f7f5:disqus  - fuck, probably. There used to be this guy who spent literally all evening outside the Horseshoe Tavern in Toronto just crouching in the patio area and immediately picking up, cracking and rerolling people's butts. If you offered him a cigarette instead, he'd silently…

@avclub-e8579cb1f6e92f980e7161c98ccf165b:disqus  - You certainly fucked that up, didn't you. I like to drink, I'm kind of funny for alcohol you know. My wife, she's alright, she's fine. But whiskey? Poor dear shouldn't have to compete with that, so we don't pretend she's even trying.

Your TV show is bad and you should feel bad!

Count me in. She's like some kind of corn goddess or something. And I don't go for blondes, or perfect looks for that matter.

I'm trying to figure out why you think that's a problem.

Whattsamatter Kirk, have you run out of gas?

Who are we kidding. You'd get the Order of Canada just for saying "I like winter".

Ladies and Gentlemen! Please put your hands together for Sweeeeeeeet Clam. She used to be normal but now she's just That One One That Hates The Hater!

@the bourne valedictorian - So what, deeper south they actually fucking kill themselves?

What do you want, our answer, or Monsanto's legal department's answer?

Do you find yourself musing that you used to be with "it", then they changed what "it" was.

I had some guy randomly take me to task for not littering a couple of months ago. I smoke. When I'm done I pinch off the ash and throw the filter in a garbage can. This fucked-up druggie dude watched me do this and said "What the fuck are you doing that for, buddy, you some kind of environmentalist". It made me…

My bourbon piss is tastier, more wholesome and makes you happier than any amount of Miller Lite. And that's the piss in the bowl, when it's all mixed in with the toilet water.