The assholes that loudly mocked the idea of caring about anything suddenly care about political outcomes? What happened to both candidates being equally bad and nothing ever matters, guys? Congratulations, you assholes got your dearest wish, South Park. Hopefully Trump never sees a bad word from you about him that…

A whole hell of a lot of women violently hate other women. And they don’t care when other women are sexually assaulted,if they don’t actively route for it, because they know sexual assault only happens to bad women who deserve it, so they’re safe AND dirty whores get what’s coming to them. It’s a win-win.

Bernie was a garbage candidate who survived only because the Clinton campaign was too afraid of alienating millennials to do even the slightest negative attack on him.

The two ladies in my office. Both young moms of girls. One actually said (not paraphrasing) “well I didn’t like either candidate but my husband owns a business so, you know, Trump being a business man, it makes more sense.”

No.

Weren’t you too busy to vote yesterday?

The 52% of white women who voted for Trump are the ones that really boggle my mind. I just don’t get it. I should start telling them to shut their mouths and assign them ratings based on looks. Then I can just grab their pussies to shut them up.

60 million racists.

That’s a perfect reason to blame you.

I will blame you, asshole.

Look, the point is we know what’s coming. It’s exactly what Bush did in 2004. We weren’t in power after ‘02 midterms; and were blamed for everything. Meanwhile the nation was told that you were with Bush or with the terrorists. And that shit worked. And if you don’t think it’ll work again on the people who just voted…

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

The “something else” is called logic. It’s logical to assume that the person who is better qualified, better funded, better supported, performs better, campaigns better, and who runs on a less divisive (i.e. less sexist and racist) platform will win. The only point at which that isn’t logical is if you’re aware of…

Good Afternoon,

Okay, I am done watching Fox News.

Can someone else takeover?

I’m ready for Dems in congress to just go full Tea Party. No attempts at governing, just obstruct whatever the opposing party is trying to do and hope you get rewarded come midterms because they’re in charge now and then everything can be blamed on the GOP. Why not?

It’s like these folks came out of the Rust Belt to vote against their own self-interests in order to burn some other disadvantaged folks that they thought were getting a better shake.

Boy, the “How the Deadspin Staff voted” moralizing and self-regard looks super great today, huh?

PRoblem is that what we saw yesterday was the working class starting a political movement. Marx just didn’t figure that the working class uprising would be fueld by racism and xenophobia.

I, for one, am about ready for the bottom to fall out and finally get me some of the class consciousness Marx promised 150+ years ago. It’s about damned time!