I do not have advice. I read your post twice and felt sad. I hope shit works out.

I ate 4 Popsicle’s in 15 minutes and reignited my crush on Kate McKinnon. You gotta keep track of the small wins.

Mystic River! That was good shit, I am going to start reading Lehane books after taking Ambien so I can rediscover the ending. I think this plan might work for the XFiles too.

Saint Maize.

Inspiring, not enough to make me jog. But inspiring.

Hey, take it easy on Lauer, he spent hours memorizing Wikipedia facts.

Will NBC air the athletes doing post event Cipro shots?

I tried to watch a sports ball competition once, but then I forgot how to bake a pie. It’s my fault, I did let the US Air Force sexually harassed me. Trump said that it was because I was weak and could quit. Now I have lots of time to bake pies.

Breitbart, come for the shouty conversations about Michelle Obama being a “tranny”, stay for the white supremacist grandmas.

Reads 15th Trump article of the day, tries to think of smartass remark to anonymously post online. Reads this. Puts down phone checks out the sunset with a cold beer.

You can read my kinja, every day, same skeezy old guys that couldn’t program their way outta a paper bag spent half the day eyeball fucking me, and the other half massplaining.

So, I should have just quit after being sexually harassed by the air force? Who needs a computer science degree to figure that out?

Well, what happened to the raccoons?

Ladies, Trump’s suggestions suck, like the sucking pile of vortex suck he is. If you are being harassed at work do the following:

Maybe she could go work work for the government, maybe the USAF? They have a great track record of “zero tolerance”*.

Serious question, what is Trump’s inner life? Did he have a kitten or loyal dog to love him unconditionally? What was his first day of 7th grade like? What are his nightmares are about? What wakes him up at 2:00 am drenched in sweat? Does he dream in color or black and white Riefenstahlesque flashes? How do you…

Respectability politics. It’s hard to get new members, especially ones in other countries when your church didn’t allow African Americans to become full members until 1978.

This makes sense, the Bundys are old school Mormons. Brigham Young tried very hard to get Utahans to use the “Deseret Alphabet” in the late 19th century. Many libraries in Utah still have school textbooks printed in this odd little phonetic language (lots of interesting symbols) archived. Wikipedia kinda glosses over…

I am a sovereign citizen of badasslandia you can be to*!

To be fair, Palin could pretty shrill when she was breathlessly yelling about her plans to recapture the Pokemon that is America and for the President to treat her son who’s a vet that just doesn’t get that, you know respect for what he did. Trump will make this country great again, but it was pretty great when she…