I was actually eye-balling the Lincoln Continental. They are getting into the low-mid 20s and that seems like a hell of a deal for a flagship luxury sedan. Plus those door handles...yum

GR86, even with no discount. 7500 RPM RWD sports car for under $30k? Sign me up!

Personally, I think the Cybertruck is largely pointless. But could Jalopnik try, just a little bit, to be balanced? Is that too much to ask?

Toyota Alphard. A glorious reminder that vans don’t have to suck.

I wanted to recommend the Gen 1 Prius here, but it’s ... not a looker, let’s say. It looks like the mathematical average of early 2000s sedans. The Insight is definitely a better choice, but that Gen 1 Prius is philosophically worth preserving as well. But comparing the two puts me in mind of people who refurbish old…

What’s the point of putting so much power into a tiny hatchback? To sell more tires? What are you going to do with all that muscle during rush hour traffic?

Just like the Thunderbird, going with what might be unpopular: Lexus SC430.

A garage, but mostly the house that it came with.

jalopnik comments are very much not a safe space. People will tell you are wrong if you comment what you ate for breakfast.

The “new” Honda Accord looked 30 years old the day it debuted.

I don't see the value in either a low spec Challenger or a Corolla.  Both are not all that fun and I  could buy a Mazda3 and have more fun, a nicer interior and a more distinctive car

2nd gen Dodge Durangos looked like the unholy spawn of a pig mated with a school bus. 

You are right on the money.  I was absolutely blown away by how good that swoopy Sonata looked.  And then came that completely meh 8th gen...not just two steps back, but two hundred steps back.

A very good choice

You and me both. And considering how Super Bowl ads are the most expensive possible, wouldn’t you think a company would want to get the biggest bang for the money? Not GM...just go down in ad history greenlighting the worst Super Bowl commercial ever.

The GM “suicidal robot” ad from the 2007 Super Bowl:

Hot take, anything over 18" is too much.

That explains your one star Uber rating.