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This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d

The fact so many people dislike Russell Wesbrook absolutely baffles me. We have an athletic freak the likes of which we’ve only seen a handful of times in the league, and he really, really cares about winning. On top of that, he seems interesting and thoughtful, and dresses in ways you wish you could if you didn’t

She weighed in at 101lbs. Squat 303, deadlift 375, bench press 143.

What’s ridiculous about this outrage is that #letthemdie isn’t even a call to action. It’s not about finding racists and killing them. It’s relies on complete passivity. It’s about seeing someone who actually hates you and your life and seeing them in pain and just keep on stepping.

I’ve been saying Kamala Harris 2020 since before the 2016 election was even over. She’s awesome. I hope she’s president someday.

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

If they finish that castle area above the hidden garden at the top of the castle so that we can explore it, man, I may have to get a PS4.

Great at the time. The only areas where the design still really holds up is how they nailed first person platforming

The games were fun and well made. And they were a successful transition of Metroid from 2D to FPS.

Exploration, tight controls and the fact the game captures the creepy and lonely atmosphere of the 2d games.

I believe the UI was meant to feel cramped to give you a dose of what Samus must be feeling like in her suit!

You were so cute back then...

Me and my teammates did the same thing after we won a game in Little League, but it was the coach’s beer, and we stole it from him several days after the season ended, and when he found us, he cheerfully suggested we didn’t have to steal it! We could always just ask him!

Oh great, now Durant is going to jump ship and join Bud Light this offseason.

Liking beer is a good, relatable thing. But not something you necessarily want in an athlete.

I for one applaud these millionaire monks of abstemiousness.

“You know what I like.”

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

It’s soccer with rocket-powered cars.

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

I would like to humbly suggest that “pushing one’s kids to excel” and “deciding before they are born that they must fulfill your own thwarted ambitions and micromanaging their lives toward that goal from birth onward” are not the same thing but are in fact quite different things.