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I know we’ve got bigger problems than this guy’s appearance, but he looks like the love child of Dobby and the Keebler Elf.

Iliza is hilarious. I have loved all of her specials, and I even loved her appearance on “Celebrity Name Game.”

The only reason I even make it to the end now is because I moved to the Mountain time zone. It’s a lot easier when it ends at 9 or 10 than when I lived on the East Coast and it was still going at 11:00.

I don’t have cable, but I do have an antenna. I don’t know why, but we barely get any channels. The only network channel we get is Fox. No NBC, no CBS, no ABC. We used to get Ion, CW, and Escape (AKA “The Murder Channel”), but they all disappeared. Now we’re stuck with Fox and a bunch of religious channels.

To be fair, she was fine in that movie. I think the bigger problem was that the casting people strayed so far from the book series when filling roles. Debbie Reynolds is a treasure, but I do not see her as Grandma Mazur at all. I think Ann Morgan Guilbert (Yetta from “The Nanny”) would have been perfect for that role.

I just saw your comment, so I don’t know if you’ll see this, but that was my biggest complaint about Truly Madly Guilty. 100+ pages of blabbering, and all I wanted to know was what happened at the BBQ!

Your cats are cute! I once brought home a kitten who managed to drag a five-pound bag of sugar from the kitchen into the living room. My mother was going crazy looking for it, and she said, “Maybe the cat took it.” My dad said, “Now, Susan, that tiny little kitten could not have possibly taken a five-pound bag of

I’m from NEPA. Yesterday, my mom said it was 75 degrees there. Today, a tornado touched down about 15 min. from her house. Lots of uprooted trees, some roofs torn off of houses, and tons of power outages, some of which are expected to last through tomorrow evening. Crazy weather! If we ever have a tornado here, we’re

That’s my biggest beef with MLMs. Working as a consultant is not the same as being an entrepreneur or “owning your own business.” Most of the MLMs have strict guidelines for marketing; Mary Kay, for example, prohibits consultants from advertising in newspapers, magazines, newsletters, etc. When you own your own

I came to bitch about the same thing, but you beat me to it! Jamberry has faded from my feed, so I am guessing it didn’t work out for the three or four people on my list who were selling it. Younique was a big one last year, but I haven’t seen any pictures of women with eyelashes that look like tarantulas in a while,

I read “Big Little Lies” first, and I really liked it. Just finished “Truly Madly Guilty” and thought it was pretty meh. I will pick up The Husband’s Secret if you think it was decent.

When I saw the screen capture, my first thought was, “Why is Anne Burrell riding a roller coaster in a music video?”

I appreciate it. I started commenting here in 2006, and yet I am still in the gray all the damn time (I lost my original name when Kinja rolled out; then I lost my first burner name when I tried to log in and Kinja told me the key was wrong, even though I saved it in a Word doc when I signed up and copied/pasted it

Just came here to post that! All WH-related accounts have stopped following her.

I can empathize with Mother Pence. Yesterday, I got undressed to shower and caught a glimpse of myself as I passed the medicine cabinet. I thought, “How in the hell did I get such a big bruise on my abdomen?” Turns out it was my areola. They hang so low that I thought my areola was an abdominal bruise. :/

She’s a garbage person, but she does have some credentials. She worked for Al Gore during Clinton’s administration (although there is some controversy as to what title she held; she claimed she was a special assistant of logistics, but former colleagues said she was a scheduling correspondent), and she has a PhD in

There’s nothing wrong with being wealthy, but reading how much people pay to dine at Trump’s private club is just sickening. All I can think about is how much good that money could do to help the hungry, homeless, disabled, and ill.

Preach. My mother-in-law is great, but my FIL and his wife are total goobers. For the first five years my husband and I were together, I tried so hard to get along with the wife. I tolerated her nonsense, tried to compliment her whenever possible, didn’t tell her when she was being a moron, etc. Finally, she called me

When I was in college, I was on my school’s student government council. All council members were required to attend an “etiquette dinner” with the president of the school and his wife. At the beginning of the dinner, his wife taught us about silverware placement, how to eat bread properly (e.g. don’t bite into a big

Yamchurian Candidate! That’s the best name for him I’ve heard yet.