These days, anybody who reads and has an ounce of common sense is labeled an “elitist.”

I was appalled when I saw his comments. Not because they are so vile, but because an ELECTED OFFICIAL is able to post this kind of garbage without any fear of being punished for it. I left a VERY polite comment on the first post, but he or someone on his staff deleted it.

I come from a town named Bear Creek and went to a school named Bear Creek Elementary. When I was little, we had a family of bears who used to come to our yard and steal trash out of the cans. Even with all of this bear-related stuff in my life, I have still never been attacked by a bear, nor were any of my classmates…

Same. I hate clutter, so I’d rather an experience than a material gift. This year, I think we’re going to head to Colorado for the weekend.

The greatest embarrassment of my life is that I attended a Dick Cheney rally in 2000(?). Lee Greenwood sang “God Bless the USA,” and I just thought it was so damn exciting. That was before I moved to NYC and found Jezebel, of course.

Ideally, the people responsible for “Li’l Bush” will come back with a new version: “Li’l Trump,” the orange, foul-mouthed toddler who pushes kids off swings and plays the stock market instead of playing with toys.

His grandpa game is gonna be STRONG (if his kids want to have kids).

A. They hate Obama. B. No one wants to pay more taxes.

The problem is that there is too much misinformation floating around about universal healthcare. My mother is firmly convinced that Canadians hate their universal system because the waits are so long. I personally know about 20 Canadians, all of whom have told me that they appreciate that they have access to coverage,…

I’m so sorry that this is going to fuck over your daughter. I understand how difficult it is to have pre-existing conditions from a young age. I was born with spina bifida/neurogenic bladder, developed kidney disease as a complication, developed hypertension secondary to the kidney disease, had a bowel obstruction due…

Agreed. As exciting as it is to read those reports and fantasize that Trump might be ousted before he’s even sworn in, Buzzfeed should not have published the documents until they were verified. Even if 95% of it is true and only 5% is false, Trump and his supporters are going to focus on that 5% and claim that…

Double-starred for night cheese.

My mother and father are the most Republican people you could possibly meet, and even THEY hate Paul Ryan.

My mom has been that way with my brother and me. I had a few unpaid parking tickets back in the day, and she treated me like I had murdered someone. Told me I didn’t deserve any Christmas gifts that year (and I didn’t get any), etc. My brother got a DUI with an extremely high BAC. Not only did she yell at him less for…

I don’t know why, but that pic of Pope Francis really has a Johnny Sacrimoni vibe.

I’ll hold your earrings.

I’m also from a heart-attack-prone family. My dad has had three heart attacks, his first at 38. My grandmother died of a massive heart attack. I’m 35 and have already had to have a blocked artery opened up with a stent. The doctor told me I could weigh 90 lbs. and run a marathon every weekend and still have heart…

I don’t know how they expect a full-time freelance position to fly when the “freelancer” has to come to the office from 9 to 6 every day. Sounds like Ivanka is going to be paying some back payroll taxes when the “freelancer” fills out an SS-8 and asks the IRS to look into whether s/he is misclassified.

It doesn’t work the same way for everyone, though. I had Versed during a procedure, and I remember everything, including the fact that I was hallucinating Winnie the Pooh and Elmer Fudd—and Mrs. Fudd, who doesn’t actually exist—on the machine above my head. I knew in my head that they weren’t real, but I could see…

Ahem...hordes of angry people. A hoard of angry people would be pretty scary.