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Regina Phalange Redux
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That shit fucking BURNS. A nurse had to clean my abdomen and groin with it before I had a cardiac catheterization...I have never felt such intense burning.

Because there is no justice in this world.

What a load of shit. For every amazing teacher who buys school supplies out of his or her own pocket and really cares about kids, you have someone who thinks like this asshole.

My local paper must be vicious, then. We got to read all about how five teachers got fired for drinking while chaperoning a school dance.

I’m going to see it this year (the touring production, not the one in NYC), so I am glad to hear it’s good!

Lupus is such an asshole. When I was first diagnosed, my body was completely fucked up. My phosphorus level was off, my anti-dsDNA was four times higher than the highest normal value, my hair was falling out. I also had panic attacks when I went to places like Lowe’s and Home Depot (something about the stuff stacked

Chance the Rapper = the beige Mario brother.

Last time I went on a first date, I wasn’t sure if there was a spark. We’ve now been together for seven years and married for a little more than four years. I say give it another try; if you’re not feeling it then, no harm.

I got it for free through Kindle Unlimited, but I didn’t read it yet. I know what my next read is going to be!

She is the woooooooorst.

The size of the rock itself has no bearing on how fast you type, seeing as how it is on the TOP of your finger.

I loved <i>Devil</i>! It’s one of those movies I’ll sit and watch any time it’s on TV no matter how many times I’ve seen it.

I have high testosterone. All it gets me is wiry black hairs growing out of my chin and thinning hair around my scalp.

Nope. I hate the Olympics. It stems from only having four channels as a child and then having one of those channels—one of the good ones!—hogged for two weeks every time the Olympics was on.

Earlier, I saw someone post about an app called Texture that lets you read magazines on your Kindle. S/he said if you sign up and pay for six months, you get a free Kindle. I can’t find that deal anywhere, so I was hoping the OP could tell me how s/he found it—but I can’t find the post! If you see this, can you tell

I sure hope it’s better than “Perfect Murder, Perfect Town.” All I can remember from that movie is the terrible acting and the fact that they used a fake-ass mannequin in place of JonBenet’s body. If they were going to use a doll instead of a person, they shouldn’t have done such close-up shots of it. It was so cheesy.

I can’t fault them, either, but I can tell you my mother would have none of it. When I had unpaid parking tickets, I was treated like a pariah and told I didn’t deserve any Christmas presents that year! Never mind being convicted of child porn/molestation.

She’s not an anti-vaxxer. She certainly should have been more emphatic in stating that vaccines do not cause autism, and she tries too hard to court votes from anti-vaxxers, but she is not personally against vaccines. There are lots of reasons not to vote for her; let’s not spread misinformation.

Last time I went to the Met, some little kid was climbing on an Egyptian statue that was thousands of years old. A docent told him to knock it off (very nicely), and instead of being incredibly mortified and contrite, his mother turned around and started screaming at the docent.