Not to mention doctors tell you things at the worst possible times. I had a cardiologist tell me all kinds of important info after I had 5 mg of Versed. I was literally having hallucinations of Elmer Fudd and “Mrs. Fudd” (don’t know where my brain came up with that one) while lying inside a diagnostic machine. Then he…

I’m sorry, but I giggled. Only because I’ve done similar things. Not on Ambien, but I take several pills for my heart. Ever since I started them, I have claimed that there’s a little boy staring at me from the radiator, there are rats crawling in the bed, there is a Navajo woman’s ghost staring at me from the…

Sometimes bad things happen. The parents aren’t at fault here, but neither is Disney. They didn’t truck in alligators and let them loose on unsuspecting people. A gator found its way into a waterway. Total tragedy, but I don’t understand everyone’s desire to point fingers and file lawsuits every time something bad…

There’s a chance somebody called the cops and the cops did nothing. I used to live next door to a woman with three children. The middle child was around 7 when we moved in. There were several times he had to knock on our door so he could call his mom and have her drive over and give him a key because he was locked out…

Yum! I use mint extract, but your way sounds more fun.

Billy Eichner may be the nicest person in the world (no idea), but he was such a dillhole on Parks & Rec that I dislike him immediately upon seeing him in anything.

I looked at ibotta, but I don’t know how I could help anyone by signing up. I don’t have kids, so discounts on diapers and whatnot do me no good, and I don’t buy packaged foods (I buy canned beans to make chili and frozen vegetables, but no frozen dinners, canned soups, juice boxes, etc. that these apps seem to offer…

I am hoarding expired BB&B coupons for when my cousin gets married. She did the same thing for me...got me a huge clothes basket filled with of stuff, and spent like $30 total.

I’ve been making my own mayo for about ten years, and I’ve never seen a recipe that says anything about cooking the eggs. The recipe I use (Alton Brown’s) does warn you about the risks of raw eggs, and it recommends you buy only fresh eggs/avoid contact with the shell, but it doesn’t instruct you to do any cooking.…

Hahaha. I’m glad it’s not just me. I started reading it about 10 years ago, and I still haven’t finished!

Did you really think mayonnaise contained cooked eggs?

They are! It was announced this week that they will be filming it with the original cast before LMM leaves.

I have tried to read “Wicked” about ten times. I just can’t get into it. It was on sale for $1.99 on Kindle, so I bought it, and I am going to force myself to read it when I go on vacation next month. Does it get any better after the first 75 pages or so?

Not the same guy. This happened in Pennsylvania, and I think the guy strangled his wife.

Even if you did have a lawyer look over the contract, there’s still no guarantee you wouldn’t have been screwed anyway. A contract gives you legal recourse; it doesn’t magically protect you from shitty clients. Obviously, YOU know that, but it seems from reading the other comments that people think a contract is a…

I made $25K at my job in NYC. What does $25K buy you? Not much. I rented the third floor of someone’s house in NJ. Every morning, I’d take NJ Transit to Penn Station and then get on the subway to my office. I ate one full meal per day and took advantage of leftover meeting food as often as possible. To live on $30K…

One of our local dentists murdered his wife, too. I was going to ask if it was the same person, but I don’t think this guy was estranged from his wife. They still lived together, but she had suspicions that he was cheating.

I watched all of 30 Rock in about a week and a half simply because each episode is only about 20 minutes long. (I work from home and need noise at all times!)

When I was in college, my roommate and I used to go to Florida for spring break because her grandparents lived there and we could stay with them for free. They would go all out to make nice home-cooked meals for us. One night, we had shrimp scampi. They cooked the shrimp and served it over white rice. I looked at the…

I used to be plain ol’ Regina Phalange, but when I cleared my history to try to fix a computer problem, I got logged out. I saved my old burner, but now matter how I typed it, Gawker kept telling me it was wrong, so I had to create a new one!