I have a 11 year old neighbor who regularly and gleefully tortures her 4 year old little sister in any way she can think of for no reason at all. Some kids are just fucking sociopaths. She’s got great parents and the 4 year old is adorable, the kid is just an evil little fucker. It feels weird to hate an eleven year…

If the quality of a space fantasy movie has a significant impact on your life, it’s a sign you might not be getting the most out of life, brother. I hate be all “it’s just a movie, nerd” but, holy shit, how can a grown man be this emotionally invested in a bunch of fucking space movies? I’m so sick of the suffocating…

My 5 year old niece has become obssessed with knowing exactly how tall she is. So I use a torpedo level to mark her precise height on the door jamb and then use the laser measurer to calculate to the 1/8 of an inch how tall she is. It’s not gaining an advantage in the real estate market but it makes cute little kid…

My 5 year old niece has become obssessed with knowing exactly how tall she is. So I use a torpedo level to mark her…

I bought on of those, too. Not as fun as an IR thermometer but still nice to have in the utility drawer. I use it more than I thought I would.

I bought on of those, too. Not as fun as an IR thermometer but still nice to have in the utility drawer. I use it…

Yes on oils, not so much on cooked food unless you want to know the surface temp. I use it the most to get consistency with pan temp (even good pans can have temp differences in different areas, esp. with my shitty stove). It doesn’t replace a food probe thermometer, but it’s not meant to.

Yes on oils, not so much on cooked food unless you want to know the surface temp. I use it the most to get…

“Looking like a high schooler or a schlub” kind of hits it on the head if you work in a professional environment. I picture Josh Lymon on West Wing with his ridiculous backpack over one shoulder while wearing a suit and overcoat as the best illustration of how silly it looks.

That was not a sucker punch by any definition, that was getting his ass handed to him. He had a solid three seconds to see it coming.

I bought one of the featured IR gun thermometer about a year ago with the idea of just using it to screw around (Hey, man 8 bucks!). But if you do any cooking at all you’ll probably use this thing every day. I have a crappy coil stove with really inconsistent temperature from time to time and coil to coil (the oven,…

I bought one of the featured IR gun thermometer about a year ago with the idea of just using it to screw around…

Christ, Gawker. You don’t have to swing at every pitch. It was a dumb, off-the-cuff tax joke just like the kind everyone’s uncle makes at every opportunity.

Oh, he’s fucking nuts but he’s one of those charismatic whack jobs who you can’t help but like. I wouldn’t want to have to rely on him for anything but I would most definitely want to hang out with him.

I saw Stockholm, Pennsylvania at Sundance last year and it was the absolute worst piece of garbage I’ve ever sat through. I hated it with the heat of a thousand suns. Just lazy, pretentious film-making. I would have left if the director hadn’t been sitting about thirty feet away. This movie has got to be better than…

They’re not going to fill a roster spot at Kobe’s request just so Lamar can stop feeling sad. The actual owner of the team doesn’t even have that clout.

When you hit the fucking ball halfway to the next zip code you can admire it and flip your bat as flamboyantly as you like and do round-off back handsprings down the first base line, thank you very much. Thanks, all you unwritten-rule dudes.

MVP, 3 x’s Cy Young. Or do acheivements only matter if the team you happen to play for win championships?

My GF has a huge circle of friends and we kept hitting parties, where I’d meet 8-10 new people at once. And she couldn’t figure out why I was chugging whiskey and getting lit up at these functions. I’m fairly social but it’s a lot to process and it gets stressful when you’re around lots of people that you don’t…

The French and the Italians are perplexed by the fact that Americans store cheese in the fridge, and those folks know a thing or two about cheese.

I disagree, it is perfect. Let’s just make this how hockey is played at all times.

Sean Rodriguez couldn’t have made a bigger fucking fool out of himself if he tried. What a fucking clown.

I was at the banner raising game the last time they did it and I’m a huge Hawks fan, and even I was, like, holy shit can we wrap this shit up and get on with an actual hockey game. The whole thing was excruciating. They were trying to manufacture this artificial sense of triumph and the whole thing just rang very…

I never cared for Kobe until he got to the fuck it stage and just started saying whatever he wanted. Then he became endlessly entertaining and likeable.