I’m very drunk and I don’t know what I just watched, but I think I like it.

1. At least it sounds like this PD takes this seriously.

This is absolutely horrible.

Ethan running at the games industry like RATATATATA

Okay, just give Kotaku to Ethan.  

Ethan is the successor to Jason Schreier’s reporting legacy. Again, I’m glad to see more of this type of article.

G/O Media, you treat Ethan well. We don’t want him to go to another media outlet.

Wow, an accompanying feature to a big story?  Nice work Ethan.

Correct. I can wait. If the alternative is cobbling together what amounts to a second job watching websites, and/or subsidizing scalpers in any way whatsoever, I’m doubly cool with waiting.

Every character (bar the dude you played as) was absolutely fucking unbearable.

What’s strange about the Legion writing is that many games have already figured out how to write around “play as anyone”. They’re called MMOs. The supporting cast takes on narrative weight while the player character does fun video game stuff and witnesses important events as they happen (and influences what events…

little known fact that galactus eats wallets as well as planets

“Er I am the best man to run the company as I don’t know about anything that happens under me.”

Honestly this is such a huge company. People who are assholes don’t take a corporate training course and suddenly become not assholes. Otherwise we’d have way less assholes in the world. It’d probably be easier to burn down the whole thing and start a new company with better culture than to try and root out every bad…

Yeah, but steamed hams. Something.

Not as portable as a single unit.

To be fair, when I googled Steam Deck Specs earlier, half of the first page of results were for Stream Decks.

Who’s saying it’s “new”? It’s just easier for a lot of people. But we get it, you’re a badass.

Counter-argument: they picked an EXCELLENT day to release this, as they will likely get a significant boost in hits from people typoing Steam as Stream, which would never have happened otherwise.