this is so intensely awkward

Yeah, but the amazing thing about America is that we all have the opportunity to work ourselves to damn death and then be reborn as the offspring of someone really really famous for being beautiful
#bootstraps

Like... define “great.” This year I’m drawing a hard-line distinction between “entertaining” and “great.”
Corinne is entertaining, for sure. Great, she is not. Unless you conflate greatness with entitlement, utter basic-white-girlness, and having written at least one chapter the book on Women Must Compete With Each…

Not to mention there was some noise made about Luke saying some kinda racist shit behind the scenes. If producers caught wind of that, you know he’d be out since they can’t handle that additional burden on their already-racist reputation.

Maybe I’ve lived in LA too long? This listing of job requirements seems not at all that crazy to me.
Of course, one of my first “job interviews” here in LA was at a Jamba Juice where I listened to a guy in full tennis whites tell me that he would be happy to have me pick him up coffee and “collaborate” on writing…

uh... no. It’s true that there’s an agreed-upon payday for doing the film in the first place, but most major stars (particularly in a franchise) get a percentage of the backend, which is the total profits of the film, so if the film makes less money, THEY make less money.

so much this! cheaters look for novelty. they’re not climbing some imaginary ladder to better and more beautiful persons

Have you ever read blind items?

I think it’s coded language. I mean, “uncle” is the operative word, there. As in, part of a family. 

if you go to the IMDb page for the movie “Lucas,” which is when the alleged abuse first took place, you’ll see right under the “Trivia” heading:

He was pretty A-list in the 80's. Though I think he’s too young (around the same age as the Coreys or just a few years older) to be the perp in question. I imagine it was someone who was much older & more powerful at the time.

Why do you say she’s an idiot? Because she’s a model? She’s pretty clever on Twitter.

This isn’t a crash and burn for her. The people who always hated her continue to hate her, but they’re talking about her.

Sure, but if they build the love story around the weight loss story that’ll still suck (see: Mike and Molly)

Fat people deserve love IF they are actively obsessing over their weight, right?

OK SO
I thought the pic of Pitbull was attached to Kylie’s “I want to know what u put in ur Ramen noodles!” and i thought “she is actually very funny”

no such luck
brb, putting Pitbull in ramen noodles

dude... my KINGDOM for one, just ONE show featuring a fat character whose storyline isn’t, “SHE IS FAT!”