tl;dr

So, the alleged "Party People" of Harvard throw 6-7 of them a year? I am on Tyler's side. Also, a glib nickname like TenMan? These guys suck.

-Remember that time I wrote a poorly-worded and confusing email to you that was just a hair under the length of the Infinite Jest?

-I do, ole chap! I had such a silly haircut back then. Welp, let's bury the hatchet and get back to completely ruining the entire fucking world.

It's almost as if they're doing a bit. A rich guy bit.

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.

I hope this kid emailed back "lolol didn't read."

Dontcha just love when you're out and about living your life, and all of a sudden your brain's like, "Hey. Remember that time you got absolutely shitfaced at your dad's wedding and had to be taken home early? That was pretty awful. You should feel ashamed about it Right. Now."

Ugh. Nothing more irritating than a wealthy person who has no material needs say she doesn't need anything. Maybe the only thing more irritating is when rich people say they don't really "feel rich" a la Ann Romney.

Those people were/are the worst! Literally the only time they post about social issues is when they're whining about some internet meme or pop song. They're just a bunch of fun h8rs. I can be mildly amused by a meme and also not be chill with terrible stuff that's happening around the globe? Then there's the subset of…

I definitely thought it was a joke because to me it was so obviously blue. Like a major trolling...then my husband said it was white. I yelled at him not to mess with me (laughingly...not seriously mad), but it took a bit for me to realize he was for real. Luckily he's super calm and dgf about much. Then I was…

My strongest reaction was to the sanctimonious whiners in my FB feed complaining about why people are wasting their time on #thedress when ISIS was destroying relics and kidnapping Christians, and [horrible shit that happened last week]. It was fascinating and fun and silly and when there's a ton of horrible shit…

A coworker just asked over her cubicle how anyone sees it as white/gold. Without skipping a beat I replied from mine, "because they're stupid."

that tweet is so bad it makes me want to violate some civil liberties

WE MUST NEVER SPEAK OF THE DRESS AGAIN.

How to wear makeup.

precisely. the one sure fire way to stop progress from being made is to pretend something doesn't exist. talking about it is key.

The thing that drives me crazy is that there ARE good teen actors out there (not to be weird, but the guy who played Zack in the that weird Saved by the Bell doc thing and was in Degrassi was recently on Supernatural and he is GOOD.)

I.... Didn't know that! Now I'll have to go ash Ketchum on those gifs.

i like how we're really pushing the idea that mae whitman is ugly

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…