The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

I heard their stones have miniature wheels and are remote controlled so the coaches can control the speed and direction. Which explains Guy “Geddy” Lemieux’s province-famous trick shot, ‘Le Booomerangue de Old King Clancy’.

6th+3 days of injury time

I mean, pumpkin spice lattes only come around so often, but damn.