I was getting winded, but the journey was worth it in the end.

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

Classic fat guy mistake. As can be seen by the pants pull up before the crash, he clearly was worrying about whether his ass crack was showing instead of watching where his big ass was stepping. 

The pants pull up at the 4 second mark is almost astounding.

I’m not comfortable with this new world in which Duke players are likable in any way. 

A Michigan State fan looking the other way as a young athlete is abused?  Not exactly breaking news.

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Dude was born two weeks after Latrell Sprewell choked PJ.

Wouldn’t be the first time he told Vanessa one thing while doing another

And I’ll be honest, I don’t think Vince Carter will ever die.

Wasn't that the game against the Iverson Sixers?  Game 7.  And he missed the final shot at the buzzer?  Because I think I remember someone equating his miss shot to him going to his graduation.  It was bonkers. 

“Prepare to meet Thon Maker!”

Jeannie Buss has just invited LaVar to check out this cool thing she found deep, deep in the woods. 

Obviously the runner going to second fell on purpose, right? Making this play even more brilliant?

Bless your heart.

I’m watching the game, that’s why the headline bothers me. Because it was clearly accidental.

The headline makes it seem like it was on purpose. I know you say it was accidental in the post but that kinda bothers me.

didnt keep it in bounds smh

Klay out there drinking all day and partying all night and living his best life. Cut that man some slack