New rule: If you get put on your butt by a QB and the QB stays on his feet, you get ejected.

Just timed it. Dude went from fighting to casket pose in 1.63 seconds.

Luck was gone way before today.

See. We are all being wise; avoiding exercise and posting comments on Deadspin. To date, none of my posts have resulted in injury.

Congrats Houston. I didn’t have a dog in this fight but I’m glad that you won. Saints>Katrina now Astros>Harvey

Congrats Houston. I didn’t have a dog in this fight but I’m glad that you won. Saints>Katrina now Astros>Harvey

I never liked Papa John’s pizza. It’s always been just okay. I’ve never understood why they are so popular. I guess the “fresh ingredient”. So I guess they are the Subway of pizza.

Fake News!!! It wasn’t a table. It was the cover that protects the monitors.

Hey, it’s like getting hit by a line drive at a baseball game. If you are in the first few rows, be ready.

I guess the “A’s” are “aggravated” and “assault”.

And you idiots thought that the “A” in “A’s” stood for “Athletics”.

Luckily, he got ice on the wound right away.

He should have stayed hidden in that Salvation Army jug.

A Boston team signing C.K.

Better question: Why is Andre Igu0dala doing the Bankhead bounce in that picture?

Philadelphia off to another Rocky start. All you can do is Pat them on the back and say Geno there will be another year. Now that Fultz is Trading Places; leaving the team for rehab, hopefully Philadelphia can Cream a few Cheese(y) teams. Eagles always rise. Phillies always run.

Wait, Harden passed!?!

Josh Smith is a cancer to the team and a big baby. No one here in Atlanta ever respected him.

Well, all of the valuables in the house came from them and all of the money in your wallet is gone (to them of course) so there is really no risk here.

What’s running?