Stop plantain your fetish fanfic around here.

#1 Tip: Never go outside. If you do have to go outside, like camping, camp at a hotel. ^_^

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It’s all so sad isn’t it. The rest of us spend our lives wishing we could be rich, but look at the lives of the rich. They still don’t have enough money.

I don’t understand what two cars and two horses’ asses have to do with the story.

I know to an extent the guys at the end who wanted to go out and “do their jobs” and get rid of DeMario were egged on by producers, but I really wanted one of them to be like, “I really don’t think she needs any help with this one.” They’re just going to end up hanging out inside the gate eavesdropping and then…

My peak joyful moment of last nights episode was when Ashton Kutcher refused to engage in a waboom with Lucas. When even fucking Ashton Kutcher, who built his career yelling in trucker hats, thinks you’re too extra, you are probably too freakin extra.

“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

Last time it’s on that cameras, and it’s a big sad, m’kay?

Hap. :(

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

love love love the parasol.

I feel the same way, but with Drop Dead Gorgeous.

I would take Snooki for President over Trump. As a matter of fact, I’d take any of the Shore cast. Even Sitch.

Who still needs a record contract?

Not to be facetious, but why would you want models draped all over your yacht? What if you want to actually sail your yacht somewhere -- how do you scare them off? Can you use a broom to shoo them away, or do you have to pry them off, like barnacles on the hull?

RUDE.

I just realized that you insulted me! Now you will die!

Even if it’s this amazing piece from Game of Thrones??

You also are going to eat food with your hands but not with your elbows.

I say they witness someone getting mugged, do nothing, and they all get tried for their crimes against humanity.