to be fair...fuck the Pens

Seriously, I can’t think of another team where this would be more fitting.

Depplomat: Definition

Yes

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…

Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

i remember watching it and making my brother watch it too later that night. i loved it. i hate trailers nowadays. if frailty had come out now, we would all know how it ended. a lot of my favorite movies are all about twists and surprises

this was the first movie i watched wherein the guy was the crazy one in the relationship, not only that, he was good looking. i was a kid so bad guys were always stereotypically portrayed.

Red Wings fans have a tradition of throwing octopuses onto the ice, as the creature with eight arms used to represent the number of victories required to earn the Stanley Cup.

Really? Arrested for that? Kicked out, sure, but come on.

Married for 3 years and already cheating? If I were a betting man I’d say ‘Christian’.

I prefer the remix.

Ooookaayyyyy, but when do they start voting each other out, or whatever? How often do they get Tyra mail? Is there a Confessional?

That’s why we decided not to have another. When my son was 3, we finally felt like ourselves again. We could do work and hobbies, we could go on dates, and our son was so easy (he was an easy baby, but the rest of our lives were not easy because of sleeping schedules and working alternative shifts so we wouldn’t have…

I’m just glad even someone from Canada can still forget to cover the 5 hole.

This whole plot line killed me. I now love Blake Griffin.

Eh-hua-dor. Her pleased-with-herself expression for saying it that way just made it funnier.

Eh-QUAH-dor made me laugh harder than any non-Elijah line in the history of the show.

Charlie is great, but Ray is the hands down champion of this show. He’s a Gen Y Larry David. I want a Ray spin off.