they sell special envelopes on Amazon for exactly this purpose!!

Or “Galt’s Gulp”

Ok, not as good as Atlas Chugged, but how about Dagny Staggered?

well, I for one really, really realllllly want to see a GIF of a “degloved zoo penis.” Can anyone help????

FWIW I read a lot of Rand in my stupider days, and I still think you win!

Ok, you totally win the best comment on this post! I’ll stick with a margarita ! Better Frida Kahlo than Ayn Rand.

ehhh, worked for W on his military service record

It’s true that Fleming was a writer of his time - like McDonald and a lot of other action/crime authors of the day who produced pretty well crafted fiction. We can hate him for it, or enjoy his books as a good time (kind of like some victorian fiction) while being thankful for rapid rate of cultural change in the…

that was the very first thing I thought too!

no, no, you don’t understand. They don’t want to be voted off the Island!!!

COOL! geologically fascinating. Also, “mysterious gash” which is kind of an interesting way to describe. Very threatening. Full of towers, boulders, etc. Next thing you know, someone will call it a “vagina dentata” Look it up.

cuz it gives them an excuse for poor performance - as in Oh, Gosh, we didn’t think about horror movies overwhelming other openings! Fake head slap.

How off limits can a child be when their disgusting, publicity seeking, parasitical family uses them as a source of financial gain by exhibiting them in the family zoo? Not saying the paps have it right, but am saying that the Kim Kardashian industrial complex and assorted family member enablers have it very very…

I just keep trying to remind myself that the more awful the republicans are, the more likely it is that Hillz will get elected. Cuz none of those clowns gives one single rats ass about womyn.

Excellent!

I like the point about constructing the green room themselves - but recommend they do it out of american flag themed JOCKSTRAPS instead of bootstraps. It would work better for their dickheads than the bootstraps Anna Merlan recommends

A Dick Ass - you know that thing that some stupid guys have where long grey hairy ears hang off their butts?

I recommend a vivisection on his Dick Ass immediately!

uh, no, just that there’s no reason for women to be stuck taking care of two men (whether they are gross or not) unless the women want to.

Naaah, what we really need is RBG the musical instead! A real live legal heroine actually making meaningful change. Wouldn’t that be better?