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...Wow. They had better be very fucking sure of themselves.

Most fiction is entirely useless if you get right down to it. That’s kind of my favorite thing about it.

Judges are vicious and courts are barely even people. -The Trump Children

The insistence upon taking this to the Supreme Court also makes a mockery of the original argument that this was just a highly necessary “break” while they “figure out what’s going on”. They could have been figuring, uh... whatever they wanted to figure out... out all this time and they could figure it out between now

Oh God, I needed this trailer (and more Jenny Slate) in my life. Looks as delightful as Obvious Child.

Well, she’s getting lots of attention now.

OK so, because the President has likely spent his entire life having his whims catered to it’s possible he doesn’t know that expressing what he wishes those paid to cater to said whims would do is perceived as an order. Maybe he thinks RedButtonCokeButler bringing him a coke when he pushes CokeButlerRedButton is

“For some reason, the issue of potatoes has become a paramount issue for the peasants.” -O’Pennessey, circa 1845.

Weren’t we promised a coffee table book, or was that just a post-election fever dream I had?

Because Trump is a petty fucking loser who sucks and is dumb.

Wouldn’t it have been nice to fill the vacancy with someone who turned it into more like a 5-3 though, or even a 4-3 with an extra swing? Sigh.

We wait, and hope that Neil “Gosh golly” Gorsuch is not truly anti-human, just compulsively pro-corporation.

I was genuinely moved by her first tweet. It seemed heartfelt and not overly crafted. Good for her for following it up with concrete action.

I’m amazed and relieved that this whole tragedy isn’t going to be compounded by a child being handed a lengthy prison sentence.

Doesn’t it seem more reasonable then that the murder was to cover up the leaking which was to cover up the hacking which was to cover up the other leaking? The daisy chain kind of breaks down if the murder was in retaliation.

It didn’t really seem like leaks were necessary, what with all of the hacking.

Yup. The survivors are going to have a field day on Twitter.

I learned from some article (maybe the WaPo one?) that because the President has broad power to declassify information, this is actually not a crime. It’s a clusterfuck, but not a crime.

I do think that because the average man has a better guarantee of orgasm in an average encounter than an average woman (note the #notallmen is built right in!!), keeping desire alive without novelty is perhaps easier for men. If you’re a woman who needs 45 minutes to get there and it’s 11:30 on a Tuesday night, maybe

Who said anything about “victim”?