a) Donald Trump is STILL stuck on Hillary Clinton

Nightmares. Nightmares for days.

That’s fucked up and I am picturing the kids on the editorial board laughing about it. In my head they are all wearing blazers and loafers and look like Paul Ryan.

• You are on a business trip and eating two separate meals in the same hotel restaurant at the same time seems stupid
  

So that if one of our workplaces books him we have an opportunity to bring his approach to the attention of the decision makers.

I aim to confuse.

But, but... Swedish fish and cute bedding!!

I won’t lie, I hesitated. Because Tapper (and the doggedness that made him suddenly hot) is a source of joy in these trying times.

Well yes, that is an obvious problem with this matchup.

I mean, it’s not unheard of for lots of men to be bad at it so I guess it depends on sample size and probably age at the time they auditioned? But also, different strokes, whatever rocks your world, etc.

Right? Maybe people’s brains are short circuiting from the rapid cuts between Barbie’s Jeep and sex stuff.

I love IKEA. It’s like a themepark of scented candles and throwpillows and glasses I can actually afford, PLUS meatballs.

Manual stimulation and oral sex. Direction not specified, which is a fair point made by bologneseplease.

But vacations are in such limited supply even in the best case scenario. Whereas in the best case scenario mouth stuff is free and plentiful.

Who would give up mouth stuff for a (short!) vacation?! (answer: everyone who’s voted so far but me). Are you guys for serious?

Thanks! I can’t get into Bob’s Burgers but will check out the other two for sure.

I like Cameron Esposito and Tig Notaro, and since seeing Obvious Child I’ve wanted to see more of Jenny Slate.

Daaaaaamn. I just went on yet another Modcloth shopping spree and am waiting for my delivery, which I guess will now be my last.