My immediate reaction to the headline was “Which version of Megyn Kelly?”
I am reassured that I was not the only one.

Because where would they find evidence of horrific, senseless gun violence without resorting to making it up?

This is fucking awful and though she did it to herself, she’s such a pathetic figure. I really wish it was James F. Tracy sitting there instead of her. He’s probably too smart to leave threatening voicemails across state lines, but thinks nothing of inciting nutjobs to harass grieving families.

They’re not being required to report though, which is good, or hopefully to intervene at all if they’re worried it would alienate the client. It sounds like it could set a stylist up to offer concrete suggestions in addition to an ear - in your example, more like “wow, I’m so sorry you’re going through that, I happen…

He was on Happy Days and was one of the C-list celebs at Trump’s Republican Convention. He thinks President Obama is a secret Muslim, has shared gross stuff about Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton on social media, etc.

No, I kind of glossed over that part. But I did enjoy picturing him having the word pussy yelled into his prissy face over and over.

This is the only kind of Scott Baio story I ever want to read. Thanks, Nancy Mack!

I am familiar. Doesn’t really apply though because of the inclusion of “alcohol” in the number two spot. If that had been omitted it would have made sense.

Mine ate the inseam out of every pair of pyjama pants I owned. Just the inseam, just the pyjama pants. Also any jiggly parts (laces, decorative flowers, excess pieces of leather) off all of my dress shoes, but never the shoe itself. They are connoisseurs.

I feel there’s something to the order of this list

That sounds about right. Two hours of moderate intensity or one of high intensity exercise, plus something to keep their brains engaged. If you do not entertain them, they will entertain themselves and you can kiss your furniture / shoes / neighbor’s cat goodbye.

I love terriers and mixes thereof and would never get any other breed, but you have to be ready. So many people just aren’t. :(

Fantastic. Great. Excellent use of everyone’s time. Terrific.
*sob*

I didn’t get all the way to Michelle Obama but I did that with Octavia Spencer. Then “Grave of Oscar Wilde? *scroll scroll* Damnit Bobby, you got me again!”

Or give it appropriate things to chase. Frequently! For long periods at a time! And do your breed research next time and don’t get a terrier.

A bored Jack Russell is a bad Jack Russell. Elementary, my dear Wishbone.

Except for Moose. :(

One day I will learn to read the bylines on articles before I dive in and will not be super-confused when they take a turn.

Yup. Those people are wealth sponges and nothing is trickling anywhere unless they are squeezed.

Their assumption is that they will still control the Senate at that point, so they’ll just Kumbaya along with that guy’s choices.