That type of logic is a pillar of the Round-Earth conspiracy. Everyone knows that the world really works on Asteroids rules, wherein if you travel off the edge of one screen you appear from the edge of the next.

He does make a good point: it sure is awfully convenient that it takes 24 hours for the Earth to rotate, and a year to orbit the Sun.

Right, people casually slip and call black people gorillas in front of a national TV audience all the time. When will we learn that ALL THINGS THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE PERCEIVED AS RACIST ARE DEFINITELY HORRIBLY RACIST.

So you’re saying the guy is racist? It’s hard to tell with all the Internet™ brand anger you’re spewing out.

Ugh. A racist AND a homophone!

So did the secret Nazi singer decide to out himself at a tennis match, or is the UTSA secretly a Nazi organization? Or is it both, and this is all part of Adolf Trump’s attempts to take over the country through song?

Look at this hawwwwwwt take. Where was it written from? Starbucks? Anthropologie?

Robbie did it better.

“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

Hallway Greetings:

I...I don’t really need to explain “small sample size bias” here, do I?

There has not been a single surprising response.

I’m not getting paid for these.

I appreciate you claiming your take, but I’m gonna have to disagree. Not that McCarthy can’t be funny, or sometimes hilarious, but top 5........nah

You’re super-woke.

Can’t believe you didn’t include this amazing Cohn quote:

Always relevant:

People complain all the time about entry level jobs requiring experience, but they don’t have any. This seems like a chance for someone to gain some valuable experience in the workforce in a field they’d like to enter. In that student’s position, I’d accept that as payment. Why wouldn’t you?

Glacier for the win.