*Attentively awaits plot summary of each film*

How was that not on Hannibal?

Feminist cannibal horror movie- ain't quite farty boner corpse, but it'll do.

That's understandable- the older you get, the fear with Jaws simply transfers from fear for your own young'un life to fear for your kiddo's life.

So, open discussion here- do you prefer horror movies that are scary from the start (like Night of the Living Dead), or movies that gradually build into something terrifying (like Repulsion)? Strong cases could be made for both.

The scariest opening scene of all time is in Albert Brook's Modern Romance, but, then again, every scene in that movie gives me the heebie-jeebies.

*Unpins grenade*

I thought that was generally agreed upon! Here's another- The Shining is a very stupid movie, even if it is a masterpiece of geometry.

That is because Brian Blessed has the shield of his magnificent beard to protect him from spiteful words.

Well… they are posho-elitists, but that's hardly a flaw. British stage actor disputes can be so tiny, gracious.

Impossible, but British stage actor disputes are also the best! Feed me some dirt.

Robbie Coltrane is delightful! I am glad the world can agree on that.

Upvoted for taking rebuttals to the point of literal dick-measuring.

Is this framed from the perspective of a stupid hipster, or are you actually a stupid hipster?

Every franchise black sheep film should be something akin to Merry Wives of Windsor.

Yeah, but the Easter-eggs meant to join franchises are so annoying- why am I supposed to care about this Falstaff guy showing up to connect the Henriad Tetralogy?

Which features a fabulously barebones mythology- enough flavor around the edges, with the crew class system and the future-era tech, to make it a sort of capitalist allegory, and all the stuff regarding the Alien actually tying into said allegory. I don't give a hoot about neomorphs and predators and whatever the…

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with the Bird, and the Word was the Bird.

I was just following suit with the article's comparison, but, hey, now I have a horribly uncomfortable image in my head, so everything turned out okay.

Those and the… let's see, stick-skinny youth pastors who promote fasting among teenagers would be my big one.