I’m sure he’s in big trouble what with ‘ruining’ the MI franchise by making it critically and commercially successful & making that 2 billion dollar Star Wars flop. He’s probably exiled already!

Rex coached a Mark Sanchez-led Jets team to consecutive AFC Championship games. He should get a statue in Canton for that coaching performance.

I know y’all get to decide on your own bear coverage, but the most important summer bear news is that Pedals survived the winter and is roaming New Jersey once again. Pedals is the hero we desperately need right now. Look at him! He walks like people, but he’s a bear!

Cleveland is a better city than Boston. I hate visiting Boston. All the cost of NYC without the good public transportation, stuff closes at 2, and you have blue laws.

I’m a lifelong Mets fan and I don’t even hate the Royals or their fans. I don’t mean to come off as a dick, but you guys are so far under the radar it’s gonna take a lot more than a WS title to make anyone have second thoughts about Kansas City. Honestly, I still don’t know what state you are in.

There are going to be so many white knights in the comments here.

At what point in the children’s game can we start physically attacking the other players for succeeding? I don’t know. That’s for the crying babies filling their diapers about it to decide I guess.

Personally I'd prefer to fight jockeys.

There is a 100% chance that the Stanley Cup contains more hockey player DNA than Elisha Cuthbert’s mouth

Pens 4 Martin Jones 2. Seriously that guy was unreal. The Pens should of had multiple games with 4+ goals.

If I’m Phil Kessel, I’m taking out a full-page add in the Toronto Sun which would read “KISS MY ASS, STEVE SIMMONS. Signed, Phil Kessel, Pittsburgh Penguins.”

Usually the only thing stopping the Yinzers from parading is their girth.

Fuck this guy, and turbofuck his enabling dad.

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

Who is the bigger coward:

AWL NIGHT AND DAYEEYEAH!

1) Make popcorn

Hey if I can get a Ryan Fitzpatrick Bills jersey for 5 bucks at the Bills store I sure as hell am going to wear it.

Who the fuck uses a timer to cook pasta?