Love the helmet fight but Colon got a hold of a 97 mph fastball and shot it foul with 104 mph exit velocity. Twitter would have exploded if he would have kept that fair.

Not ironic or surprising: poor linguistic skills of a Ravens fan.

You’ll get nothing and like it

Sure, but it’s fine to make fun of little people and cripples, huh?

You missed (or I didn’t read) one big thing that separates ownnership from rental - control. If I want to paint a room blood red (working on it heh), the only person who can stop me is my wife. If I want to finish out my attic, sure I need to get permits, but they won’t stop me. If I want to tear down walls in my…

There’s already a wall surrounding FS1 and it’s called “every other channel on cable.”

I’d also add Steve Simmons. At one of Brian Burkes first press conferences (after his son just died tragically in a car accident) he asked him if he felt he was still capable of running the Leafs (given that his son had just died in a car acccident).

As a non-Rangers hockey fan.... Brooks is an a-hole. In the panetheon of Arien Dater and Damien Cox. Yes, that bad. Every once and a while Brooks writes something insightful and necessary, and the other 95% of the time he’s just an ass provided with an unfortunate forum to be so. But hey it’s New York, so it’s ok, I…

YOU EAT SHIT AND DIE.

We can tell because you don’t seem to have any idea how appeals courts function.

“Anyone else is entirely justified in feeling like NHL playoff officiating inconsistency is, over the long run, actually pretty consistent.”

I seriously got, like, more than 15 emails along those lines when that article came out. That just happened to be one I received more recently.

Too many disparate opinions for coherence, so I will instead go with the Elliotte Friedman “30 Thoughts” format:

How is any of that a bachelor/ette party? You just had a really long wedding.

Increasing my groups of friends increases the amount of date nights I have to go on and decreases the amount of time I have to relax. I respect that you have a different opinion, but you are an enabler and should be locked in a garage.

This. My wife and I went to one of these joint bachelor/ette affairs (my friend was the groom), and it seemed like it would be great for us-go out and party, end up together at the end of the night.

Between this and installing tracking apps on your fiancé’s phone he sure sounds like a lucky guy!

Fruit picking.

When he joined Twitter, I was afraid it was going to ruin his mystique entirely. I mean, Twitter is for mortals. Prince should only communicate with us lesser beings via multi-colored scarves being used for semaphore and laser light shows.

Fuck Beyonce. Prince is not even on the same planet as her. Dude was able to play so many instruments stellarly, had an insane vocal range, and style that could kill.