I think most normal people also realize a strip club is probably the least likely place you’re going to get laid & cheat on your wife/girlfriend/partner/whatever

God damn do I love a good, strongly worded, email!!

I thought this is what happens when either one half of the couple is SUPER controlling or SUPER lame

They actually turned the falls purple last night too

I think he gets overlooked on how amazing he was. Guy was top 5 musician of all time & the world is a much worse place without him.

My little cousin is about 15 years old now so his hockey games get pretty physical. There’s one kid on his team, I don’t know his actual name but he prefers to be called “Boomer”. He gets thrown out of games constantly for dirty hits & most of the kids on the team really don’t like him. His mother wears a shirt that…

I have no problem with Philly, I actually really enjoyed my brief time living there, & plenty of other fans have thrown shit on the ice (I’m looking at you Toronto, half full 16oz Labatt’s from the 300's is TOTALLY uncalled for) but holy shit have I never seen someone throw stuff at a guy I pretty much thought broke…

The best part of the broadcast was them showing Drake Caggiula in the Flyers owners box saying they were trying to court him by showing him how great the Philly fans are. I’m guessing he’ll be signing somewhere else now.

Yeah I thought it was awesome in the IMAX but I was super high. We watched it at home like a year ago & I realized it’s probably the dumbest movie of all time.

Haha I’m a Bills fan, I share in your pain!

He’s legit the worst dude on the planet & just plays right into all the old timers of the city. Like I really never say I hate anyone but I fucking HATE Jerry Sullivan.

We’d still have the Bills!

This was my exact same scenario!! And somehow I fell ass backwards into a much better job.

At least they still have Dion Phaneuf!!

I’ve only been once but I’d put Denver top 5. That place is amazing & I can’t wait to go back.

Haha that’s what I like to think of myself as too!! I buzz mine with a 1 every Sunday. Sometimes every other.

I made the mistake of telling my friends that I get unreasonably angry when my phone rings, like it’s a total fucking travesty that someone would actually call instead of just text me. They now all call me nonstop.

They’re actually more ridiculous than I thought! I’d need a divorce if my wife had this with me. Not that I’m up to anything but it would just drive me insane.

I’m just gonna assume those children are actually college students, like Wormser from Revenge of the Nerds

Haha nah, I’m talking like re-wipe couple hours down the road. I don’t think there’s anyone on earth who only wipes once, & if there is they should be outed.