Good christ. This is some special writing.

So, all of him want none of r kelly.

Great comment.

How bout his glutes ?

Hopefully, never. 

He absolutely should.

You disgust me.

May God have mercy on your soul. 

And here is where we get to the crux of your delusion.

If this man actually wrote out a check to pay for the alleged crime, he deserves to be in jail for being that stupid.

They will rue the day they signed this contract. He’ll never live up to the hype.

Here’s my hot take: In less than 3 years, the Padres will rue the day they signed this contract. The back of his card doesn’t justify this kind of money.

So.... Hands Up, Don’t Shoot ?

So.... Hands Up, Don’t Shoot ?

Yowza, that’s good. 

How I wish you were wrong, though.

Nope. I have this hat in red, and it’s staying in the rotation. 

But he’s the most awesome part of this video!

Why can’t it just be butt-kissing ?