I’m super late to this party.

I was disgusted reading that. So, well done. 

I thought I  just heard Bon Scott...

Now THAT, is platform I can enthusiastically get behind.

Fuck me, but the Wilpons will probably do it. 

If only...

Name is appropriate :)

This person has spawn. 

Thank you for that last sentence.

^ This MF-er knows what’s up.

There are worse songs.

Gwen, that is awful.

To be perfectly honest, I don’t trust the hyperbole on either side. I don’t know how many inches/feet “a little bit” actually is, and nor, it seems, does anyone else.

Videos, please.

Like a protection racket. I like it. 

Best idea is to buy it back from them. Offer money that can immediately purchase other (non-edible) goods.  

Nah. Every year is a new one. You’re the champ of that year. That’s what bragging rights are all about. 

Starred for the last sentence.

Shit. Ok. I’m in for a half hour.

Now I get it. It was simply an appeal for candy, and we had no idea...