That’s truly an awful take. I know it’s fun and cool to shit on the olds, and it’s a decent way to suck up to the cool kids, but hustling is actually how the game is played.

To answer your last point:

That’s the crux of it, and precisely where you’re wrong.

Names checks out.

Tito’s

This man knows things. 

I fucking laughed out loud in my office.

+1 for that rousing explanation.

+1 for correctly spelling Albuquerque.

Got a smile :)

Oh! Look who deadlifts mor than 2 plates per side!

It’s what makes the rocking world go ‘round. 

Never underestimate another’s kinks :)

You and me, both.

These tribes do not have a minimum blood quantum requirement, but members must be able to document descent from original enrollees of tribal rolls.

These tribes do not have a minimum blood quantum requirement, but members must be able to document descent from original enrollees of tribal rolls.

That’s interesting, because:

I’m sorry. It’s shitty. Real talk. 

Congrats. This is the first time in his life that anyone has ever called donny-two-portions “Limbo Master”. 

Idk, maybe by hoping that they are too preoccupied with said activity on voting day to actually make it to the polls.