It’s a good night to listen to this album for me. At the best point of the football season, I’ve also reached my yearly realization that I’ve seen it all 40 times before.

Last year, one Detroit Lions fan tried to clean house by going through the backdoor.

Not saying it was high and inside, but that pitch would’ve ended Mr. Mets career.

Now we know why Urban Meyer was so hesistant when handing the keys to the offense over to Barrett.

Cheater, Cheater, Woman Beater

He didn’t get the nickname Dusty by sticking just to weed. Just saying.

Public water restrictions are the new market inefficiency, Beane is just ahead of his peers in exploiting them.

Here’s the full list of East Bay MUD excessive water users. Shockingly, it’s filled with people living in Danville, Alamo, Orinda, and Piedmont.

Meanwhile, Thompson has just been tweeting pictures of his dog,

I can’t really blame him, as I also got tired of coming in Stockings after my teenage years.

Texas needed this win. Happy for Charlie Strong, he’s a good dude. Hopefully they can sustain some momentum

Things got so bad back then that this song was created.

Wherein the body likes to get out and about once in a while.

And this one exists only because the prior one does.

This tale pretty much ends up with teeth, hair, and eyes all over the concrete.

Wherein we hear the tale of a guy who wants to see a dead body in the worst kind of way. And it’s appropriate to the month.

“Lol”

luv. Caught me off guard. I was waiting for RATM to launch me into the weekend.

So, it’s essentially an extremely dedicated cosplay?