No, you put the best one on Craigslist.

Depends on the dick pic. Some are quite erotic.

I love looking at pictures of dick, so sure.

Well I think some penises are pretty. I don't dislike a good peen shot- provided I like the person it's coming from (no random weirdos).

A greased up dick in a picture looks way too much like it just came out of someone else's vagina. Perhaps they do this for the same reason they like to put pics up of themselves with an attractive woman partially cropped out? Just so we'll all think that this one time they did get to penis an actual woman and also…

This Dick pic received the worst reviews.

That would be my advice to all the men who submit: Please don't grease it up. It's not the same as the "everyone looks better with a tan" thing. Keep your dick matte!

i want you to have more respect for your cock, & i want you to have more respect for the recipients of your dick pics.

Whoever this person is, I want them to be at one of my dinner parties.

I just had some serious LOLZ. I think it's nice that the reviews are so nice, though. Side note: Some dicks look a lot like greasy hot dogs in pictures. That's awkward.

Wow, the critiques are actually really sweet! I am intrigued.

Are we returning to this style costumes for good then? I don't like the updated versions, and I'm fucking sick of tutus!!!

The costume is in no way sexy, but it is arguably an active part in a culture that sexualizes little girls. A leopard costume for boys would be an actual leopard costume, instead of looking pretty in a leopard-themed sort of way.

For reals. How is this a leopard? It's a foofy dress with some purple leopard print fabric as trim. It's like NO COSTUME AT ALL! You'd have to explain yourself all night long. "See. I'm a leopard, if by 'leopard' you mean I thought about being a princessy black cat, but something better than a mere black cat. Got it?"

costume snob here (I sew and made all my kids' Hallowe'en costumes for years): who the hell dresses their kidlet in a purple and black dress and pretends its a leopard? Get a leopard costume!

Sharon, I really need you to cover your vulva when you're in the sterile field

I was hoping that you were going to get into the issue about the way that naughty has been co-opted to mean "sexy". The underlying mindset there is that for a woman to be sexual is naughty. It is the Madonna-Whore Complex in one word. Your examples are hilarious because what you're doing is trying to use the word…

Weird, I was already planning on going as a Fed Up Hospital Administrator for Halloween.

"It was clearly an accident. You're free to go...DOWN ON ME!"

If (in real life) you are a truly sexy nurse, and you are not dressing up as a plain and repressed office worker for Halloween, then you are totally blowing it.