is going to make him pay later on.

Right? I love kids, they're awesome for a million reasons, but I hate when adults do this weird, "children are so wise" bullshit. They are not wise, they are human beings whose brains and bodies have not finished developing yet. A baby isn't even capable of feeling empathy. Talking babies would just make everyone…

I'm thinking Jaden has little-to-no experience with newborn babies.

My younger one went through that stage and I'm like no. no. no. no. You look like you're trying to fart without messing your pants.

Good observation on your part: for all we know, this series of Jaden-tweets could be a cry for help.

Maybe he thinks schools are brainwashing kids because he attends a Scientology-based school that most likely is brainwashing kids.

I'm pretty sure if a newborn baby could talk they mostly be saying "give me that titty!"

As the Thetans disappear, they're replaced by smug.

Babies: if they're so smart, why can't they figure out how to talk?

All I can say, is that I'm glad Twitter didn't exist when I was 15. It would have been horrifying. 15 year olds are generally not fit company for the general public.

If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.

Capitalizing Every Word Does Not Make You Seem Smarter. Please Stop.

Meh, he's 15. When I was 15 I read about the moon landing being a hoax and believed it. I probably would have tweeted about it if Twitter was around.

Jaden Smith, 15-year-old student at the Scientology-based New Village Leadership Academy

Jaden Smith's twitter feed reminds me why I'm glad I didn't have twitter at 15.

What did Will and Jada do that their kids always have those obnoxiously smug looks on their faces? Does Scientology teach that look?

"I turned 15 long ago"

Typing Like This Makes You Sound Really Philosophical And Sophisticated. Obviously This Child Is Well-Educated.

I think these quotations are more reflective of Jaden's Scientology upbringing than anything else.