Carrier is absolutely paramount. Has to be. I can't afford dropped calls, misfired texts, and a dysfunctional network.

This is good for encouragement for sure. I catch myself many times wishing for flat-out talent in different hobbies, so this is nice to read.

@UnderLoK: Doesn't Alton Brown have a hack for a Weber? Something about using a hairdryer to blow into the bottom of the grill...

If I had rafters, I would definitely do this. Looks fantastic. Breaks up the monotony of the ceiling.