@JerrySizzler: Not to belittle your fears but when I saw your avatar and read your comment I couldn't help thinking of Sir Simon Milligan "a man possessed by many demons; polite demons that would open a door for a lady carrying too many parcels, but demons, nonetheless."

@sisipie: I highly recommend Movie Spoiler.com, they just tell you what happens.

I have a beautiful sheer purple scarf I got in the Caribbean. It is a wide piece of fabric you can use as a shawl, you can tie it around your waist as a bathing suit cover up, or just wherever you can use a wide long piece of fabric. My fiancee's mother admired it so much that when she died unexpectedly I wore it over…

@WillowWeen: In my experience of making a life time goal of eating better and exercising regularly I have found that starting one or the other first makes the whole process much easier to maintain.

@erinflutegeek: Oh, I feel for you. Often for me "When it rains, it pours" almost literally for you today. The worst part is that you can't just go home and relax because your house is part of the disarray. I just went through this sort of thing and it seems never-ending when you go to bed and wake up to it. Good…

@RobespierreHasComeUndone: Yes it has.

I live in Florida and in the summer I will often find myself completely sweaty again within an hour after I shower.

@sensitivitycop: Seriously, many intelligent people are just emotionally fucked.

@kimberlymaybe: Seriously. Leggo my eggo.

Charlie Sheen looks older than Martin Sheen

@The Faery Goth Mother: I am so fascinated by the "Gallows Humor" trend for this generation. Have you noticed skulls on everything? Even little kids clothes. Happy skulls, heart-eyed skulls, pigtailed sculls. Also, a few years ago I was watching a cartoon with my niece and I kept having to ask "So the GRIM REAPER is…

@BabyJane: You had me at sausage. Can we have a bacon character? (Please-oh-Please)

@dennisbrain: another yayman for this thread: \o/ yay! I love to hear when jezzies are doing well. Good Luck!

@vision-o-johanna: \o/ yay! Good Luck! Nothing in this world is quite as inspiring as a requited crush.

@rixatrix (jezebel kink squad junior member): I often think the main ingredient of mass appeal is mediocrity, with very few exceptions. (This is not one of them!) It is amazing how dumb TV wants us to be.

@Thus Spake Kate is a Goth Detective: I just had to go to Movie Spoiler and look that up. It sounds like there are a few "just no" moments.

@Thus Spake Kate is a Goth Detective: Also, try wearing double or triple socks for a week or two if you can.

@Lida Rose: They are all clearly caught in a bad romance.

@briarbite: "Then there are situations where the teacher IS the bully. Those are fun."

"One of my daughter's teachers pulled me aside one day and said to think about these kids as toolboxes. They enter school and social situations at an early age practically empty, but as the years go by we parents and teachers and friends quietly fill them up,..."