Or Game 6 at home?

As a clevelander fuck everyone. Thank god we are finally in the finals and once again fuck everyone. If you’re from Canada fuck you and especially if you’re from anyone who isn’t from Cleveland.

Don’t apologize for using your brain, just stop doing it.

Even better: Green blaming the attempted dong-icide on his ‘weak core strength.’

My favorite part is that in order to make Draymond Green appear like he doesn’t intentionally kick people in the balls, his coach has to call him a flopper.

The struggle is real.

“So, he’s trying to get the pipe?” -JR Smith

Since Ukrainian borrows a pile of profanity from Russian, it’s safe to assume that he called the cops at least five different terms for various grades of prostitute, as well as referring to them as pederasts and possibly as having survived their own abortions.

The saddest part is that he takes home leftover popcorn from the stadium.

Of course they’re not stock! I hear they take out the cup holders and the radio cassette to make them lighter and faster, and they disconnect the cruise control, ‘cos race cars don’t use cruise control...

At first glance, I thought it was Kruk.

It’s called paying it forward.

The Sixers just signed Endless Turgid Slog to a 14-day contract.

Felix Hernandez is toast. The Ms should trade him to my team for salary relief, an elderly reliever and a bucket of balls.

Bro, you are so stupid its unbelievable.

When I woke up this morning, I had no clue that I’d get to watch a “Well actually, Robin Ventura kicked Nolan Ryan’s ass” truther video set to ‘Thunderstruck.’ You’ve made my Tuesday so much better.

Being from Chicago, I’ve met some of these truthers. Usually knuckle dragging South Side meatheads “What Robin was doing was headbutting him in the fist”

LOL, so good. This is like when a hockey fight happens and the player that clearly just ate several punches with his face bear hugs and tackles his opponent, and then all the fans of that team cheer as if their guy won the fight.

Man, I’m all over sharing YouTube clips on Deadspin today. Did you know there are Ventura/Ryan fight truthers who believe Ventura won the fight?