I hope the lead story on deadspin each week is about a controversy that allowed the Pats to win. Here are some suggestions:

Well, I guess that’s because they’re doing god’s work or something.

My god, get over yourselves. He wrote a funny blog post on the internet. Who cares what that doofus commenter writes. Are you all really this thin skinned?

Tell me, do the tin foil hats come in 7 and 5/8?

This has all made me so happy. You guys are just the tops :)

Also, MBA’s didn’t “wreck America.” Our industries got a 10 mile head start on the rest of the world after WWII. Labor was given fantastic benefits (and rightly so, everyone was profiting hand over fist). Then world markets caught up. People on Wall Street gambled a way a ton of wealth, but America’s decline as a land…

I used think that way. Then I ran a non-profit for a couple years. We were apolitical, served folks living at or below poverty line, and produced quantitative results. Employed lots of humanities major-types who were eager to help. They were poor at delegating, team work, and even basic stuff like excel, but they were…

Ya know what lost my burner again 2? You may just be right. Perhaps the humanities majors will make America great again! Fingers crossed!

No need to bring up Superman. Him and Rothlessburger are built like OLB’s. And he’s a darn good pocket passer too.

The greatest asset running QB’s have in college autmatically guarantees they will spend 2-4 games out injured every year. DE’s LB’s and Safeties are too darn big and too darn quick in the NFL. RG3 was decimated after one season and never recovered. He was probably the best example of mobile QB you’re ever gonna see.…

I think the problem rests more with $50k a year country clubs that churn out humanities majors who can tell you a bunch about Howard Zinn’s history, Heidegger’s philosophy, and know squat about business fundamentals. It’s not the kids fault, they don’t know any better.

Yes, me thinks Sir Hoon maybe a bit outdated in his perception of African-Americans.

I love this! f’ing hilarious.

Remember, it was his private phone, not his work phone. It’s non of anyone’s business what’s on there.

Stop it, this was a labor dispute. This reads like your a desperate fool.

1.Having a preference doesn’t mean he participated in breaking a rule.

You’re stating he lied as if it were fact. That’s your opinion man. I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree. “homer” is such a tired insult. Don’t be so “butthurt” and put down your “hatorade.”

He replaced his private phone. Again not something the NFL had any right to. But I see your point, its not like the NFL has continued to backdoor unsubstantiated disparaging information about Brady to ESPN or anything.

Wow so many errors in that last statement. Need to unpack:

I’ve grown up watching them. One has had a great career, the other is the GOAT. V owned Wimbledon in the early aughts, S has owned tennis for 15 years. People hated Larry and Michael two, I get it.