Maybe, if Caribbean countries weren’t entirely dependent on, you know, the hospitality industry.

Well, one does receive a certificate of completion.

My application depends on one thing: Does the boss have a penchant for sleeping with the interns?

Ooooooh! A chance to be “attached to the Master of the Household!” should play well in post-colonial Commonwealth countries...

“Solidarity is merely a fiction and there is no escaping prison, tangible or otherwise.”

Stupid hat? Check.

My brood shall only refer to me by my title, Progenitor. I would not want them to forget that they sprung from my ample and generous genitals.

Still better than the billion names that rhyme with Aiden we’ve been getting for the past 20 years.

To be fair, women were rejecting “grandmother” since at least the Edwardian era (in terms of it even being recorded... they probably have been since language existed).

I have a friend from Minnesota whose son is named “Axel,” but it’s a family name, they’re Scandinavian, and they live in Minnesota, so it’s cool.

Isn’t the staff of Gawker Media like 90 percent hipster?

Balthazar? Axel? Afton? That’s quite enough now, please stop.

Axel, Oscar (“Ozzy”), and Balthazar (“Bo”).

No. Papa is Grandpa.

There are of course federal regulations limiting drivers to 10 hours of driving before they have to take an 8 hour break and sleep. As a driver you could in theory say to your supervisor “I need to sleep, so I’m not going to be making that delivery deadline” and be within your rights and protected by the law. Your…

he orders his steaks well done. i bet he orders a side of ranch with everything he gets.

Can we stop criticizing Mitt for going for SOS? He’s sane, competent, and qualified-qualities sorely lacking in most of Trump’s cabinet picks. Also, he’s at least somewhat willing to criticize Trump, at least enough to completely unhinge Kelly Anne. I take that as a good sign.

That’s Mormons for ya.

I am with you - open floor plans suck. They’re noisy, and they won’t let you hide your clutter. You also can’t escape your partner, roomie, or kids when you desperately need to. This is also why I think the current fad for tiny houses is stupid and unlivable in the long term.

Am I the only person in America who isn’t enamored with open floor plans? I am all about a house having good flow, but it seems weird to me to be able to see the entirety of your main floor no matter what. Does no one ever want to watch TV or read a book without hearing the dishwasher running or kids getting food?