I can’t make a blanket statement where only Asians eat rice, but the only people I’ve met in my life who ate wings with rice are Asian. You can add spam to that list too.

It was directed by the guy who did Snow White and the Huntsman and written by the writer of a shitload of Transformers movies. That’s more offensive to me than the whitewashing and I’m so Asian, I eat rice with my chicken wings.

Pulled a real Patrick here didn’t he.

Drew lost a lot of weight and height.

This one is a bit of stretch and it took a bit of searching. Mario Lemieux was inducted to the Hockey Hall of Fame in 1997. His older brother Alain played for the Tucson Gila Monsters for the 1997-98 season.

FUCK UCONN

I for one welcome our new Mexican overlords. PS, can you tell Fusion to get the Le Batard Show back on their network?

Nice Canyonero

Counter counterpoint: Pop says that shit will go down.

She’s really not obnoxious like some of the other writers on Jalopnik. I’m looking at you Camaro crasher and Lancer driver.

Wasn’t NASCAR was founded in 1948?

What do you have against Matt Walsh? I thought he was the most underrated original member of the Upright Citizens Brigade.

Also as shitty as some of the writers Deadspin has had over the years, they never hired anyone nearly as revolting as Tracie Egan Morrissey.

Using the Emperor is pretty apt for Golden State fans

I think this is all an act by Palin. I saw this documentary where she’s really friendly with Barack Obama.

Not to be outdone, Chrysler bought a rental company that loaned out these vehicles:

Still better than the Landon Donovan statue.

You’re an asshole.

Blazers didn’t trust the process and now they’re being punished by challenging for a playoff spot for a 4th straight year.

Here is the car’s designer: