Die Another Day, the movie that cast this man to play a Korean:

Those are pretty solid numbers against this man:

Charles Haley

While I agree that “stupidity has no age limit”, younger people tend to do stupid and reckless things. There’s a direct line between age and the likelihood of committing a violent crime. 

There are no wrong opinions. Except yours.

Gosling way outclassed Emma Stone. He’s a really good actor, regardless of how you feel about the movie.

You can also refrigerate it overnight and make fried rice the next day.

I think it’s Will Smith after his series of end credit songs on Oscar nominated films.

This

His daughter sings and is funded by Vivek. Does that count?

She hasn’t been a blogger for the Huffington Post for over a year and I feel like it’s an unfair shot at them for including them into your headline. You guys don’t put “Deadspin Editor Clay Travis” in the headlines every time he’s acting like a dipshit.

Who doesn’t love Paul Mooney?

I think Jack Slack started getting popular Bloody Elbow, moved onto Bleacher Report, and eventually landed at Vice’s Fightland. I certainly don’t know how much he made at first at Bloody Elbow or Bleacher Report, but I imagine that it wasn’t nearly commiserate to his ability as a writer and striking analyst. I hope…

You don’t want to see some fat asshole putzing around the golf course like some fat asshole putzing around the golf course?

This guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasslehoff

Rest assured, TheHondaBro, in 20 years or so, the ravages of old age will deal with Audi far more cruelly than we ever could have.

You know what we do with terries:

Much like Stella, Vivek is trying to get his groove back with a young black man from the Bahamas.