how could it be?

No not Kalf!

Jessica Jones has it's moments but it's way worse than Daredevil.

That is absurd. By episode 10 of Jessica Jones the plot stopped making sense and characters made stupid decisions because stupid decisions were the only way to keep the plot going.

or the Batman Comiics

but the wording was pretty much in the Killing Joke

yeah they definitely should have reworded it…like when you do a term paper and just use synonyms from the article you're lifting from.

Daredevil in the comics show the chemicals that blinded Matt came from Ajax Chemicals…Ajax was the Disney equivalent of Warren Bros Acme company and the Ajax company was in Mickey Mouse cartoons long before Disney bought Marvel.

I hear the Ninja Turtles were planning to invite you to their pizza party until they found out what a debbie downer you are

some lawyers make more than others

Worked for Walter White. All those doctor bills were payed.

BECAUSE THEIR CAPS LOCK WAS STUCK maybe?

yeah I liked the poor Ninja look…I wasn't in any rush for him to wear a super hero costume.

I liked Karen.

Yes and Designing Women was about women designers.

Kingpin: They don't say my name.

well most super hero stories involve that last one

exactly.

I don't think Punisher and Deadpool could be actual friends but I think they would still give each other positive feedback.

what's Jessica Jones without anal?