I’ve reconsidered my cowardice, actually. It was a wuss move and I really am a real man, so I have changed my mind.

Just popping in to remind everyone that Mariano Rivera inadvertently killed his nephew and cousin when they jumped in the pool that he’d kept electrified to keep dogs from jumping in.

How old am I?

How old am I? You won’t commit to it though.

So to recap, you are definitely either:

I’ll grant you that you have since done so... If I were 16

I didn’t say you were “about to” bet on it. I don’t think you’re committed enough to your claims to do it. I knew that, as soon as I called you out on it, you’d back down. And here we are!

I’m actually stunned at how dumb you are.

Wait. Hold on. You’re actually saying that when I wrote “I’d put money on” I was stating that I was planning to bet on that? What?! Where would I do that? How would I win or lose my money? That’s really what you’re going with?

Right, that’s an example of you not committing to an age

Or maybe I could continue to just keep voting for a party that takes people like me for granted endlessly, that allows former segregationists to speak for us. Yah, it’ll be real easy explaining to my two little brown boys when their dad decided being a coward was easier, safer perhaps even better.

The Harris “cop” thing is stupid. Sorry.

This is the first time you’ve committed to that.

Think I’ll pass, guy I already pegged like five times as 16.

Lol why would you drive? Good one?

That’s worse honestly, and shit I hadn’t heard about that. I guess not being the big guy has its advantages when the shit hits the fan.

Yeah I get people love to clown on it but man all my brain can do is drift back to that time when it was first up and always working and I saw every fucking movie I possibly could. Holy shit it was awesome.

Lmaoooo “boomers”?! Holy christ you are an idiot.

Oh my god are you one of those poor Youtube addicted mushbrains that can’t conceive of knowing about something that happened before you were born? Yikes. Actually your “I started following politics three and a half years ago” vibe probably should have been a dead giveaway.

Damn man you need your hand held through a lot, don’t you?