What is love? Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more.

This is so fucking funny

“jobless comma retards”

There are, of course, other movies, pop culture moments, and events in general that either wouldn’t exist or at least be impacted if The Beatles didn’t. There’s Across The Universe, a 2007 jukebox musical of Beatles songs that went on to be nominated for a Golden Globe. Or Ferris Bueller pulling off the biggest moment…

Ok fair enough. I totally hear that.

So... why did you ask what the difference was?

Dude I live on Sawtelle just south of this! That... is not an intersection I’d want to stall out in. Hope it went ok!

You guys are embarrassing yourselves with this stuff.

You’re either being naive or an idiot. They 100% intended the association with Warren. It isn’t really debatable. “He mean this other thing!” while sending a clear message plays about as well as their boohoo no one told us about superdelegates 2016 joke of a defense.

The “he’s not attacking her, he’s attacking something else” defense is cracking me up—there is a very clear reading of that tweet. I’d say just own the dig? The alternative is an admission of incompetence.

This Feige guy is so hilariously and pathetically algorithm’d it is bordering on depressing. The dude trends for five minutes and they’re pulling a hamstring leaping to cast him. 

I was living in Brooklyn the day of the shoe-throwing and returned home that night to my apartment door unlocked and open and a bunch of shit stolen. They came in through the fire escape, broke the window, took the laptop and the guitar, left the awful giant tube TV.

One has habitually and dangerously lost his composure on a baseball field during the normal course of competitive events and the other is Nolan Arenado.

Good. Manny Machado is a fucking asshole and probably deserves it.

The song is try-hard corny nonsense. I’m not a fan.

Lol “starting to get better” is weasel word city even that book-eating lunatic knows--ain’t no ballpark, shit ain’t even the same sport.

Dude! You should TOTALLY troll the debates! Because after all, what is civilized society but your personal shit-wherever-you-please-then-giggle-and-waddle-off sandbox?! *Own* those libs bro!! Nothing means anythingggg!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

DON’T FORGET OUR FALLEN KING

I cannot stop fucking laughing, I am watching this and its giving me Zapruder film vibes but with puke and alcohol and hockey and mid-day sun.

I gotta go: