10/10 would hoon 19L DUAL SUPERCHARGED V16 DODGE HELLDESTROYER’

Obligatory.

Tires keep on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’
Ending my future
Tires keep on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’
Ending my future

I want to fly like an Enzo
Into the ravine
Fly like an Enzo
Let the 100 proof spirits carry me
I want to fly like an Enzo
Till I’m tipsy
Oh, Lord, I’m going through the windshield

Oh dear, what will the new Jalopnik currency be if we no longer have V6 Mustangs?!

This, too, is an angry cat.

The new Jaguar XE is actually pretty damn nice, especially if you want something different.

Mid-Engined Corvette guy is still waiting though.

woah... thats a lot of words for what was probably just a typo.... relax have a kitten

Obligatory

Regular car reviews got real old real fast.

Woh, using curse a word in the title. So edgy! Why bother writing a decent article when you can sound like a super rad outlaw with just a title?! Yeah!

Gonna be slightly pedantic on this one because the “hot coffee burns” is the go to example, but in that case McDonald’s was found to have been knowingly serving coffee well over the recommended temperature and the woman who sued got third degree burns on her . . . lap area . . . and McDonald’s refused to pay her…

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

One in hole!

Is this an evil plot to get two stars from me?

Hey Cuz.

Feels a little Pininfarina Sergio

*Maserati Shamone