@redparchment: I just watched the clip again and it's still tears-in-your-eyes funny.

My husband and I have been frantically "waving" and "blowing" kisses allllllll morning.

Those hats just make them look MORE naked.

@TeFrey: Me too! I kinda hope everyone was enjoying themselves. There certainly are enough family members to attest to that . . .

@RiloKilo: I was just thinking about that yesterday! She was so cute, and I LIKED that nose, and I liked that boy, too.

@kwoods001: "This article is a poor attempt to smear those on the right who you disagree with for political reasons."

@feministabroad: Even in old, grainy film she is just radiant. Amazing!

@hughman: No offense meant, but I heard this whole comment in a Hannibal-Lecter-mocking-Clarice type voice. Sarcastic southern drawl and all. (No really, try it! It works!)

@notwhoyouthoughtiwas: Oh me too! I can't stand when my husband drives, so I take over most of the time. But maybe that's just because I'm bossy.

@Danielle Kouyoumdjian: I can't even tell you how much I agree with this. Parenthood involves going out to fancy dinners and late-night adult movies less often, unless you have some serious help around. I understood that I couldn't go everywhere with them, that some things were just for the grown-ups. You can't just…

@HimsCocktailWiener: Jason Sudeikis in the track suit and 'fro - SO GOOD. He makes me want to bust out the running man at parties.

According to Norah O'Donnell, Jackie said she had voted in previous elections (making her either not 17, or a liar) and had volunteered to be on camera when Norah went looking for people with Palin t-shirts on. They addressed this yesterday on MSNBC, and I really don't think Norah went out there with a "crafty…

This is exciting news! The worse the movie is, the better the RiffTrax will be!

I have serious doubts, but it could be that Demi really thought that was the original photo. As in, W sent the picture over and said "Here's the original!" even though it had already been through some 'shopping.

@mannequin: There's going to be this huge void in the afternoon now. How will I know I'm sick or unemployed unless Oprah's on and I'm there to see her?

@Gumbina80: I CONCUR HEARTILY. Camp Alton will join your cause.

@NellMood: Same here! That would be such an awesome name to have . . .

@Diziet_Sma: Just make sure that cigarette is laced with crack, missy.

@petersterncan: You "use" quotation marks "way" too "much."

@petersterncan: Being and addict doesn't absolve someone of responsibility. It provides a reason, and a place to begin healing - but it doesn't mean the person didn't or can't do awful things, too. #toxicbachelors